Oh, neither do I. I don't actually have a big problem with most swear words, and ones that don't even have a sexual implication are particularly unexciting to me - I am far more likely to get worked up over language that is unkind to others. (Gabe has confused other kids by saying they said the s-word - referring to the word "stupid.") But the salient point is that he will get in trouble using it at school, so there it is.

I think I'll have to teach him a lot of archaic exclamations.