My snarky remark: "With my first baby, I carried her all the time, fed her whenever she was hungry, everything. And she got used to it, and wanted to be carried all the time, fed all the time, everything when she wanted it. The next baby is on its own from conception -- no point in spoiling it with a nice womb and umbilical cord. You've got to cut them off sometime."

But no one ever says anything to be about bf, so I don't get a chance to use it. :P