More funnies
This morning I had the pleasure of stepping barefoot in nice, warm dog poo.
I said, "Dammit!"
Laszlo: Dammit! Ha. What happened Mommy?
Me: I stepped in dog doodie. Ew!
Laszlo: (uncontrollable laughter)
Me: I really should stop saying "dammit" around you guys, it's a bad word.
Laszlo: Dammit's a bad word?
Me: Yes. You shouldn't say it at school. (I know, I know...what can I do?)
Laszlo: I can say it at school.
Me: No, you really shouldn't.
Laszlo: I can say that though.
Me: What?
Laszlo: I can say, "Dammit's a bad word."
Also, yesterday we were trying to figure out what to do. Laszlo decided it would be a perfect day to spend some of the money he's been earning from behaving properly at school.
Me: You have to decide what kind of store you want to go to.
Laszlo: What do you mean?
Me: Well, we can go to a toy store, an electronics store, a book store...
Laszlo: What's an "electronic store"? Is that a store that runs on batteries? (Mr. Literal)
Me: Ha, nope, it's a store that sells electronic stuff, like iPods, computers, etc.
Laszlo: (pensive)
Lily: I know! We can just go to Target! They have all that stuff......AND Pet Shop Animals!
That's my girl. You know we ended up at Target.
I said, "Dammit!"
Laszlo: Dammit! Ha. What happened Mommy?
Me: I stepped in dog doodie. Ew!
Laszlo: (uncontrollable laughter)
Me: I really should stop saying "dammit" around you guys, it's a bad word.
Laszlo: Dammit's a bad word?
Me: Yes. You shouldn't say it at school. (I know, I know...what can I do?)
Laszlo: I can say it at school.
Me: No, you really shouldn't.
Laszlo: I can say that though.
Me: What?
Laszlo: I can say, "Dammit's a bad word."
Also, yesterday we were trying to figure out what to do. Laszlo decided it would be a perfect day to spend some of the money he's been earning from behaving properly at school.
Me: You have to decide what kind of store you want to go to.
Laszlo: What do you mean?
Me: Well, we can go to a toy store, an electronics store, a book store...
Laszlo: What's an "electronic store"? Is that a store that runs on batteries? (Mr. Literal)
Me: Ha, nope, it's a store that sells electronic stuff, like iPods, computers, etc.
Laszlo: (pensive)
Lily: I know! We can just go to Target! They have all that stuff......AND Pet Shop Animals!
That's my girl. You know we ended up at Target.
