I wish I could determine what the fuck the smell coming from this patient is.

It's sort of like Leseur peas in the silver can only covered in fecal matter and wet dog.

He's a nice guy, but his teeth are rotted out and his clothes are dirty. His hair seems clean.

I can't get the stench out of my nose after he leaves. We all spray and burn incense after he's all done.

Yes, it's that bad.

I walked by a closed office and knew that this guy was inside. I refer to him as a meth head, but after talking more to him, I really don't think he is. I think he's just got something very disgusting going on.

Legit, I ate soon before he got here and I feel like I'm going to lose my lunch. How does he not recognize it???? And if he does, how does he not excuse it?? I hate cologne, but seriously dude...I'm gonna hurl.