Gonna eat her

...and not in a good way. Ella has been little Miss Destructo lately and I can't take it. She is a whirling dervish, she just wrecks everything in her path. I try cleaning up, and she's right behind me taking stuff out and throwing it all over the floor. She opens every drawer, cabinet, laundry bag and just throws stuff all over. She knows she's bad and makes this evil little face when she's been busted. The house literally looks like a tornado came through. I give up.

I guess once she gets to the point where she can actually understand consequences, it will be easier...but nothing's been working.

She's lucky she's so freakin' gorgeous, I tell you all...because I'd have her up for sale.