Why I Never Shower

[lalicopa]

...because this is what happens while I'm in there:





I guess I should just be happy it was his OWN face he wrote all over.

Comments

[allyphoe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you can't Mr. Clean Magic Eraser some things. ;) Is that a bidet in your bathroom? Is it not constantly full of toddler-debris?

[mybonnykate.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!

[mybonnykate.livejournal.com]

OMG, I didn't even notice the bidet. That would SO turn into a drinking fountain/birdbath/laundry hamper/sandbox in our house.

[warpedwitch.livejournal.com]

OMG, a bidet...and is that a platform tub?

i Soo want your bathroom...*rampant envy*


oh, the kids....*giggle* i'm still trying to think of way to keep sproglette from papering the house, but we've got some other toys in there she likes to play with-the toilet brushes, the drawers under the sink that she can't figure out how to open, stacking cups, stuff that splashes into water.....;D

[lalicopa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, our bathroom is insane. It's one of the main things we loved about this house when we saw it. The tub is a massage tub ("better" than a Jacuzzi) and it's huge. For the most part, it just serves as a swimming pool for the kids and is usually full of toys.

This is how it was before we moved in:

[lalicopa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we turned off the water to the bidet the week we moved in here. Laszlo calls it the "little potty" now and has peed in it several times. At least I can turn the water back on to clean it out.

We thought about removing it when we moved in for some extra storage space (the bathroom is totally open and there isn't a linen closet) but we decided to keep it.

To be honest, I've never used a bidet and don't think I ever would, except if I have another baby...I bet it would really help post partum irritation.

Oh, and I fantasize about having another baby just so I can have it in that tub!

[paigedayspring.livejournal.com]

I have complete tub envy!

[junipertree.livejournal.com]

ooohh....

/me covets.

And I totally get the bathroom thing. It's hard enough to just use the toilet, much less try to take a shower.

[warpedwitch.livejournal.com]

OMG....*dies from envy* that is Soo my dream bathroom...thank god we don't have it now, or i'd have to find a way to attend classes from the tub...

[mybonnykate.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh, it's like the birth pool at our birth center -- huge and deep and eggplant shaped. The kids must have a blast in there!

[kerinda.livejournal.com]

OMG! Look at the floors, look at the walls, drool drool drool!

I could do without the bidet, though. ;)

The kids are cute too. But OMG, THE BATHROOM! ;)

(I don't put paper on the rolls in my house anymore.)

[mijven.livejournal.com]

Yesterday I tossed a bunch of unused, unrolled toilet paper into an old tissue box in the bathroom. Much easier than trying to get it back on the roll (which is what my youngest was trying to do after of course unrolling the whole thing.) I'm sorry to report that it's not as awkward to use as I first thought it would be. :S

[intravenous.livejournal.com]

I'm going to eat the little ones face.
In a good way.

[lalicopa.livejournal.com]

Awww...I do that all day long. She actually has a full set of teeth marks on her thigh but I have to place the blame on her big brother...who got really pissed off the other day and took a chunk out of her. I think I should stop saying, "oooh, I'm gonna BITE you!"