Laszlo is Funny
Oct. 30th, 2004 11:06 amI already had Lily up and dressed, and I knew Laszlo was in his crib just hanging out. I walked in there to find him on his belly humping his crib. This is something he used to do very often, but now only does on occasion - at least that I'm aware of.
So I asked him if he'd like to come out and get dressed. He said, "No, bye Mommy." So I said, "You want Mommy to leave you alone?" He said, "Yes, bye Mommy...TV on." Ok, I'm not one to dampen my son's sexual exploration, even if he's only 2 1/2...so I said, "Ok, just call me when you want to come out."
I left his room.
"Mommy!"
"Yes baby?"
"Close door."
I swear. I am still chuckling to myself. My lil toddling perv wanted privacy so he could have carnal relations with his mattress.
He kills me, that kid.
So I asked him if he'd like to come out and get dressed. He said, "No, bye Mommy." So I said, "You want Mommy to leave you alone?" He said, "Yes, bye Mommy...TV on." Ok, I'm not one to dampen my son's sexual exploration, even if he's only 2 1/2...so I said, "Ok, just call me when you want to come out."
I left his room.
"Mommy!"
"Yes baby?"
"Close door."
I swear. I am still chuckling to myself. My lil toddling perv wanted privacy so he could have carnal relations with his mattress.
He kills me, that kid.